Qualification Rant (High Tier Shitposting)

 

I GOT QUALIFICATIONS

By Isaiah K. Jones

I got qualifications mane. Many of em. You ain' even know how many qualifications I got. Got so many qualifications that no one can qualify me.

 I'm talking qualifications, those big qualifications, and especially the little ones. Enough qualifications to qualify the qualified and the unqualified. 

Real deal qualifications, the ones that make people sweat.

You know the ones that pepo wanna take. Pepo be taking everything, or at least be tryin to. 

THEY MY QUALIFICATIONS THO. I EARNED THEM. 

Maybe not the way most pepo are qualified, but in a way that make me rich without being rich. That's that Bob Marley shit. BMS til I die on god.

But I don't kno GOD like that. I neva attained a consistent relationship with Them. I'm qualified enuf ta kno that I don't know the world like that. 

For now it is beyond me, and much of the human race. But race tho? What is that? Culture is what it's about. We da same species. Created by the same mechanisms whether we know it or not. What do we do about the nefarious intentions meant to undermine that simple fact? Why do we still quarrel with each other about how the other lives. Where is the luv at?

THEY MY QUALIFICATIONS THO. I EARNED THEM. 

Maybe not the way most pepo are qualified, but in a way that make me rich without being rich. That's that Bob Marley shit. BMS til I die on god.

But I don't kno GOD like that. I neva attained a consistent relationship with Them. I'm qualified enuf ta kno that I don't know the world like that. 

For now it is beyond me, and much of the human race. But race tho? What is that? Culture is what it's about. We da same species. Created by the same mechanisms whether we know it or not. What do we do about the nefarious intentions meant to undermine that simple fact? Why do we still quarrel with each other about how the other lives. Where is the luv at?

On god I hope we can make it through the times. That we might qualify each other for redemption and love. 

         Because, we're all qualified for that.